In a deep, exited whispering voice:
"We've successfully infiltrated into a community of Sóstó Zoo animal keepers. We've had many successful ( and some not so successful ) attempts to communicate with the local tribe and participate in their daily rituals."
"It's truly fascinating to observe as each little group care take for their own proteges day after day, keeping them safe and satisfied."
"Today we witnessed the daily rituals of the Monkey Keeper group and got an amazing opportunity to make closer acquaintance with their proteges. The bond between the keepers and proteges is something truly unique ( and off the record, something everyone should have a chance to experience for themselves! )."
"We've noted that the local eatables have taken us by surprise; they are mostly delicious and contain a large variety of ingredients ( chicken being the main choice of meat ). We have especially taken a liking to a dish called 'Hawaii Chicken'."
"We've also observed the life of another tribe in the nearby town and found the local architecture to be very colorful and refreshingly different to our world."
"Our time among these magnificent, kind and compassionate beings is almost at it's end and we are sad to say goodbye, but our return to civilization is essential for the Cause. We shall be returning to headquarters in a few weeks time to give our complete report to the Organization."
"Over and out."